Joke Pinas - Change Topic, Ito ang Tama, Ayaw payagan maging madre
BROCOLLI: I look like a tree.
WALLNUT: I look like a brain.
MUSHROOM: I look like an umbrella
CORN: A piece of me looks like a tooth
APPLE: well, my shape is looks like a heart.
BANANA: Pwede change topic
EGGPLANT: Tama!
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During exam..
Teacher: iho bakit puro "RED HORSE" ang sagot mo?
Student: Dahil "ITO ANG TAMA!
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Lady: Father, ang gwapo at ang cute mo naman. Bakit ka pa kasi nag-pari?
Priest: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako. Nakakalungkot gurl.
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