Showing posts with label Student Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student Jokes. Show all posts
Joke Pinas - Teacher and Student with Animals Joke
STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir!
Student: One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party!
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir!
Student: One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party!
Joke Pinas - Tagalog Funny Lines, redhorse, i hate you, walang taong pangit
Bakit pag umiinom tayo ng isang basong tubig parang ang hirap?
Pero pag umiinom tayo ng redhorse kahit isang case parang kulang pa?
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Masakit sabihin ang "I hate you"
Mahirap sabihin ang "I'm sorry"
Lalo na ang "I love you"
Pero pinakamahirap sabihin ang.....
"iskibiritsiboooop
iskiribaaboap
blooopikiribitkiribit""
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Wala naman talagang taong panget,
nagkataon lang na ang mukha nila ay di pa uso sa panahon ngayon.
Pero pag umiinom tayo ng redhorse kahit isang case parang kulang pa?
********
Masakit sabihin ang "I hate you"
Mahirap sabihin ang "I'm sorry"
Lalo na ang "I love you"
Pero pinakamahirap sabihin ang.....
"iskibiritsiboooop
iskiribaaboap
blooopikiribitkiribit""
********
Wala naman talagang taong panget,
nagkataon lang na ang mukha nila ay di pa uso sa panahon ngayon.
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